Cooking from scratch

You will do big things. That's not just some sort of pie-in-the-sky commencement lingo. You will be changing Christianity in our country. You know why? Because we've been serving up a lot of Costco lasagna in our churches.

Do you know what I'm talking about? The Costco or Sam’s club lasagna—maybe it comes from Stouffers—anyways, it is a staple for a lot of churches. When I enter a fellowship hall, I can usually smell it before I can see it. And as soon as I spy that silver foil container, I know exactly what's in store. It’s the salvation of the meager potluck. You can feed a multitude with the stuff.