How do you make Sundays go smoothly?

A
couple weeks ago, Sunday morning didn't quite go as planned.

As
usual I was the first to arrive at church. I unlocked the door and stepped over
the threshold, and then things fell apart. Due to a miscommunication, nobody
had set up for communion. We didn't have any bread or grape juice, and the
store didn't open until half an hour before the service. Also, our dutiful
deacon got confused about her duty dates, so we didn't have coffee for a while.
Soon I realized I had overlooked at least three typos in the bulletin, and more
significantly, completely left out the Lord's Prayer and the Prayers of the
People.

When
I finally secluded myself in my study for a moment to type and print out the
eucharistic prayer for World Communion Sunday, I found that the copy of the
prayer had been thrown away. Fine, I thought. I can write a prayer. It wasn't until
I was passing the communion elements to the elder that I realized I left out
the epiclesis. I mumbled a sort of prayer under my breath. (Sorry, Holy Spirit,
totally my bad.)