Are the chips and soda what's offensive?
When I was at Wheaton, a story (possibly apocryphal) circulated about a student who had been expelled a couple years earlier for celebrating a mock Eucharist on the quad, in which he faux-consecrated donuts and beer. If you wouldn't want to see such a thing, don't watch this video, an ad entered for a Super Bowl contest and then pulled amid uproar:
