Guns in the pulpit
In Texas, even pastors are carrying.
When my barber asked me if I believed that zombies were real, I laughed. “Zombies are on TV, movies, in books and games, but they’re not real.”
With agitation in her voice, my barber replied, “Well, my pastor preaches zombies are real. He says that the devil reinvigorates dead bodies and that’s what zombies are.”
“Where in the Bible does he get this?”