Why not a robopastor?

Paul MacInnes’s tongue-in-cheek column on “jobs a robot could never steal” got me to thinking: could a robot ever take the place of a pastor?

Sadly, I have to conclude that a robot could replicate a lot of what the average cleric does, or even do it better. For some things it wouldn’t take much: for example, a simple snippet of code could have a robot matching up hymns to scripture lessons. As long as you could calibrate it to the congregation’s tolerance level style-wise, it would probably be an improvement. You could also build a database of scripture, commentaries, and previously delivered sermons and create a program to stitch them together into 20-minutes chunks that made something like sense. Given the state of preaching—and listening to preaching—I'm not sure anyone would notice.

What’s more, scientists have had some success in using robotic animals in therapy. There's no reason to think that you couldn't program a cyborg to nod at the right time, murmur meaningfully and ask, "How's your prayer life?"