"Seriously. Are you a Baptist?"

This "Which denomination are you?" flowchart from Lutheran Satire has been making the rounds this week. It's more than a little unfair to pretty much everyone who isn't a high-church Lutheran, but the digs are too outlandish to take seriously. And it's pretty funny, in a church-nerd sort of way:



Larger version here.

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Hilarious!

And I'm a Catholic.  Who is attending a Luthern church.  Who volunteers.  And no one knows I'm Catholic.  (Bwahaha.  You've been infiltrated.  I know what Lutherns say behind closed doors... ;-) )

 

Toooootally debating whether reposting this on Facebook with the following questions would be appropriate:

So..... do you get it?

No, I'm not a Christian.

No, I'm the type of Christian who answers the "Church on Sunday?" question with "Why?  Is it Easter?"

Yes.  Hilarious.

No!  Totally inappropriate!

I'm Catholic and I concede it is, in fact, a funny hat.

"The Antichrist"?  Let it goooo, Lutherns.

Wait, you're Catholic???

Holy cow.  How did they figure out that I'm a member of the Assembly of the Church of Whatever It Is?  How creepy!

I'm 7th Day Adventist/Pentacostal/Unitarian/Quaker and I'm bummed they didn't even include us!

I'm Unitarian/Quaker and I'm glad they didn't include us because we're not really Christians...  Well, we're not not Christians, either... it's... complicated.

Flowchart

It may be my 52 year old eyes, but I can't read it enough to "get it."

Higher resolution image

Hey now, I think I was still a little unfair to my high church brothers too:-)  Here's a copy of a higher resolution image, in case anyone has a hard time reading that:

 

http://img716.imageshack.us/img716/7572/32879810151113560420464.jpg

 

Pastor Hans Fiene

(The Lutheran Satire guy)

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