This "Which denomination are you?" flowchart from Lutheran Satire has been making the rounds this week. It's more than a little unfair to pretty much everyone who isn't a high-church Lutheran, but the digs are too outlandish to take seriously. And it's pretty funny, in a church-nerd sort of way:
Larger version here.
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Higher resolution image
Hey now, I think I was still a little unfair to my high church brothers too:-) Here's a copy of a higher resolution image, in case anyone has a hard time reading that:
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Pastor Hans Fiene
(The Lutheran Satire guy)
Flowchart
It may be my 52 year old eyes, but I can't read it enough to "get it."
Hilarious!
And I'm a Catholic. Who is attending a Luthern church. Who volunteers. And no one knows I'm Catholic. (Bwahaha. You've been infiltrated. I know what Lutherns say behind closed doors... ;-) )
Toooootally debating whether reposting this on Facebook with the following questions would be appropriate:
So..... do you get it?
No, I'm not a Christian.
No, I'm the type of Christian who answers the "Church on Sunday?" question with "Why? Is it Easter?"
Yes. Hilarious.
No! Totally inappropriate!
I'm Catholic and I concede it is, in fact, a funny hat.
"The Antichrist"? Let it goooo, Lutherns.
Wait, you're Catholic???
Holy cow. How did they figure out that I'm a member of the Assembly of the Church of Whatever It Is? How creepy!
I'm 7th Day Adventist/Pentacostal/Unitarian/Quaker and I'm bummed they didn't even include us!
I'm Unitarian/Quaker and I'm glad they didn't include us because we're not really Christians... Well, we're not not Christians, either... it's... complicated.